Hi there! We do not currently have a phone number for our customers to call regarding their orders. We care about all of our customers and want to get to your issues as soon as possible!
In order to provide you with the best deals on the web, we have to run lean and efficiently. We've found email support to be the fastest and highest quality method for addressing your concerns, while also being the most efficient. This allows us to keep the deals coming in hot.
Rest assured that there are multiple caring humans (real ones) ready to help you via email@example.com